Jeff can't stop ruining tribal council, but the cast is making up for it. We recapped the tenth episode of season 43 and tried out our own mixed metaphors.

Some highlights:

• Survivor Top Ten is like a Turducken.
• Two of us are enjoying this season more, one of us is "meh."
• Gabler might be ... good??
• Dave is still not convinced Cassidy could win the game.
• Do Jesse's three rules apply to every blindside?

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"You've all been Survivors the whole time." At least, that's what we think Jeff will say when he finally leaves the show.

We recapped this episode and share our thoughts on the season so far.

Some more highlights:

• Dave is done with the flashbacks unless they get more fun.
• The split tribals seem to work well and shake up the game nicely.
• Owen voted for who? We consult Survivor wiki to try and understand who Owen actually voted for in the previous episode.
• Finally, drama!
• and much, much more.

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The gang is together for the first time ever, after 247 recap episodes. We got together in Chicago in a ~*professional*~ studio and recapped episode eight of season 43.

Some highlights:

• Marc and Josh give their first impressions of each other.
• Dave is convinced Owen is getting a winner's edit.
• We continue the Alli-Gabler analogy.
• and much, much more!

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The gang is back and here to talk Survivor 43. Thanks for your patience as we get our sh*t together and work on posting regularly every week again.

Some highlights from this post-mergatory recap episode:

• How do you approach an edit like Gabler's?
• Why don't we know how any of these relationships started?
• Dave makes his 747th plea to CBS to just make every episode supersized. 
• and much more!

We'll see you next week when we podcast in-person for the first time in nine years!

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