10. Everyone’s collective shock at Drew going out.

9. Loved-Ones-and-Keith Tribe. Singletons-and-Reed-and-Josh Tribe.

8. The rice situation. A sticky situation.

7. Loved one dynamics. Jacyln and Jon in the middle. So hot.

6. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH REED

5. Drew 2.0. Smaller, thinner, faster, bigger ego. Alec is a new iPhone.

4. Immunity Challenge. Where are they finding all of this sawdust and mud?

3. Jon and Jacyln choose their couple to do ecstacy with or something.

2. Tribal Council Voting is explained to Dave.

1. Kelley is out. What does this mean for everyone else?

Follow us on Twitter @SurvivorTopTen and subscribe on iTunes if you haven't already!

10. Production questions: Flint and spring-loaded idols.

9. Drew’s ego takes up most of Hero Arena. Asks about flint.

8. Jon, in suddenly tattered Tarzan shirt defeats Jacyln narrowly. Makeout sesh.

7. Jon picks Drew because he “pulls his weight.” And pigs fly.

6. Drew and Alec and the ladies. And Drew wins the Vytas-Mountain-Pose of the season award.

5. Idol mayhem with Jeremy and Keith.

4. Hunahpu benches their all-stars. DREW SINGLE HANDEDLY LOSES THIS FOR HIS TRIBE

3. Hunahpu-storm.

2. Everything at tribal council. Big lips and egos.

1. Drew is voted out, gives best post confessional since Jeff Kent.

10. Drew takes a nap, but Keith doesn't spank him.

9. Jeremy isn't happy at Hero Arena.

8. Wes wins the pizza box carrying challenge. Crying happens.

7. Keith and Josh Island Time.

6. Baylor makes moves, or doesn't. She was definitely present.

5. Jeremy tries to make moves for the other tribe.

4. Bad sportsman.

3. Rocker plays it too hard.

2. Jacyln speaks. Yikes.

1. The Legend of John Rocker

Follow @SurvivorTopTen !

Josh makes a bold prediction, Dave hates himself for talking about Rocker so much, and Marc is still squirming from the Baylor/Missy fight.

This... is Survivor Top Ten.

10. Josh's reason for voting for Baylor is because he likes Baylor?

9. Rocker has to play with a girl. Ew.

8. The Hunahpu tribe gets grounded.

7. Baseball cards fall from the sky.

6. Immunity challenge is a birthday present for Kelley.

5. #Inspirationoftheexes

4. Strategy from the racist/bigot/sexist guy.

3. Strategy from the kind/smart/interesting guy.

2. Deciphering the tribal council vote.

1. Neither Val or Leonardo DiCaprio are getting an Oscar this year.

Follow @SurvivorTopTen !