10. Carolyn: “we’re tolerating her at this point.”

9. Bash Brothers have sex.

8. Marc doesn’t have to name his newest child after Hali.  

7. Turtle metaphors.

6. Tyler's invisible winner edit.

5. The Four Impenetrable Horseman.

4. The decision to throw a challenge.

3. The actual challenge throwing.

2. Dan sweet talks Sierra back into the fold.

1. Juaquin, Joaquine, Joaquiné and Joaquin are voted out.

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10. Mike kills a snake and people like him again.

9. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

8. Stingrays and boiling water.

7. Jane Doe

6. EVERYONE IS SEXIST

5. Chicken parm and tuna fish and Lindsey don’t mix.

4. The most uneven tribe merge ever.

3. The swing votes on each tribe.

2. Max and Shirin plot openly in the corner.

1. The Fall of Max Dawson.

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10. Monkey Sex.

9. Dan's mouth.

8. Hali's three favorite things.

7. New Malcolm and New Dawn.

6. Is Will a good player?

5. Joaq and Shirnoonoo

4. Blue Collar, Texas & God.

3. The Nina-You-Stand-Here strategy.

2. What is Nina's true collar?

1. Bye Nina :(

10. When Jeff says [person] voted out last tribal council, and people are ALWAYS surprised.

9. The alpha male of No Collar.

8. Hatch 2.0

7. Amazon Girls 2.0

6. People are actually having fun on Survivor again, except for Mike, who wants people to do stuff.

5. Weirdly, they prepared for the immunity challenge.

4. Will’s “health”.  Nina - STFU

3. Why are so many people wanting to vote out so many people this early?

2. Jenn breaks the fourth wall at tribal. Also, is Jeff a vampire?

1. Goodbye Vince Fly Sly