Marc, Dave and Josh didn't talk to their mothers this week, but Keith talked to Baylor's - so that's a start.

10. Baylor is everyone’s sister or disappointing daughter or maybe a twinnie.

9. A reward challenge that was rewarding for all the wrong reasons.

8. Natalie volunteering to let Mischlyn make out on a boat.

7. Reed wants to hurl. Reed gets it. Who is Reed?

6. Jeremy and sad time on God’s Thumb. And ten different tangents.

5. Baylor cheated using gum.

4. Reed steals a clue. Keith spits and is sad.

3. Missy’s place in the tribe. Who is she aligned with?

2. Tribal Council. Woohoo!

1. Goodbye Jeremy, the “good guy.” 

10. Exile Island reluctantly returns.

9. Jon finds the idol on Mountain Drew (do the Drew).

8. Keith attempts strategy.

7. #TACOOVERLOAD

6. Baylor doesn’t like Josh because... he’s... not being Christian…?

5. Baylor and the boyz.

4. Michelin on the road.

3. Jeremy wins immunity, but did it change the game?

2. Dark horses everywhere.

1. Farts Happen, so does Josh getting voted out.

10. Jon quotes Kat.

9. “I miss John [Rocker]” is a sentence that was said out loud.

8. The confusing new tribal allegiences.

7. Terrible tribe name.

6. Keith forgets a birthday, but remembers to win immunity.

5. Is Exile Island gone?

4. OH MY GAWD DID YOU KNOW MISSY WAS DIVORCED.

3. Julie will “share with who she likes.”

2. Alec provides the most awkward moment in Survivor history.

1. Julie leaves and Jeff tells a story by the campfire.

10.  Alec’s nipples freezing in the rain (deleted scene)

9. Reed beats Baylor, tries to "reward" Julie with the gift of pleasing John. 

8. Speaking of transparency, Natalie volunteers for exile with Baylor.

7. Julie nearly quits.

6. Tribe gives up most of their shit for rice, then gets a BBQ right after.

5. Jeremy is all "the fuck?"

4. WHO’S BIG JOHN NOW?

3. The old man strategy: naps and fake idols. Which was more effective?

2. Jon and Jacyln send Dale home, Jacyln remains beautiful. Dave coins "Micheline."

1. Dale is gone, and Dave channels the "apparently" kid.