10. There was a fight, we think.

9. Jeff emerges from the woods.

8. Not a real raid.

7. Winner's edit.

6. LJ figures out the puzzle, with help from Tony.

5. TOP FIVE.

4. Morgan's contribution.

3. Tony has a lot to say.

2. Nobody believes Jeremiah. Jeremiah barely believes Jeremiah.

1. Alexis is voted out, shattering the hopes of guys who only date post-mergers.

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10. Final Three of Brains.

9. Luck in Survivor.

8. Jeff and the inbred idols.

7. Cliff holds onto a pole.

6. Outwit, outplay, outlast, outtwerk.

5. New Salami tribe.

4. New Atari tribe.

3. The weird setup for the Immunity challange.

2. Tony's flip.

1. Cliff fouls out.

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10. Morgan hates Jeremiah.

9. The first pre-merge challenge reward in a long time (we think).

8. Sex-Ed with Alexis

7. The Brains practice AGAIN! REJOICE!

6. R.I.P. LJ, Jr.

5. Survivors on Twitter.

4. Deleted Scene: Brawn tribe being goofy.

3. Sarah STILL believes Tony.

2. Throwing the challenge - literally everyone's opinion, including Jeff.

1. Goodbye, J'tia.

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10. Old School Survivor/Crazy Weather

9. Jeff suddenly loves Tony.

8. LJ finding the idol.

7. The Brains practicing for the challenge.

6. The Brains celebrating.

5. J'Tia mentioning rice.

4. Sarah BELIEVING Tony.

3. Copdar.

2. Pre-Tribal Council Confusion (mostly for Dave)

1. Brice is dot...dot...dot... out.

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10. Rain foreshadowing: Jeff is a God.

9. Jeff forgets everyone's names after months of casting.

8. Garrett's "no brainers."

7. Hot people lie better than cute people.

6. David plays the end of the game, forgets first part.

5. Shortest. Alliance. Ever.

4. #SPYSHACK and other Tony moments.

3. Sarah. 

2. The Rice Fairy.

1. The Fall of Garrett.

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