10. Jaclyn and Natalie fight for Jon's love.

9. Keith’s advantage was advantageous.

8. Missy hobbling everywhere. 

7. Keith: “take two”

6. Natalie makes the biggest idol play of the game.

5. Jeff gives up on Jaclyn, which is how you win.

4. Jaclyn keeps Natalie because nothing makes sense.

3. The pageant queen jury speech.

2. Production manufactured questions. Josh thinks the jury was drunk...

1. WINNNNNER TWINNNNNIEEEEEE

10. Mr. Prom America and Mrs. Homecoming Queen USA

9. Missy and the Misleading Medevac.

8. Jon gives up reward so make Baylor stop crying.

7. Everyone is crying now for seemingly no reason.

6. Keith.

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5. Natalie lies her ass off.

4. When will we stop hearing about Missy’s divorces?

3. Did Jon leave Jaclyn a little idol Christmas present?

2. Natalie wins immunity, TAKES CONTROL.

1. The fall of Jon Misch.

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15. Stabilize yours balls against the wood.

14. God and Tyler Perry's involvement.

13. The votes are in: Missy wins the reward.

12. Jax's whereabouts.

11. Reed loves his mom but doesn’t love Baylor.

10. Alec doesn't flirt but does apply cream cheese.

9. Reward decisions.

8. Here you go, Jon!

7. Keith should be your cornhole partner.

6. Rats: Fight or Flight?

5. Baylor’s brother-husband Alec

4. FIVE HOURS LATER

3. Couple’s counseling with Jeff.

2. Natalie may or may not be smarter than she looks.

1. Alec and Reed predictably go home in an unpredictable way.

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10. Three idols. There are three idols. Did you know there are three idols? link to article Dave refers to: tin foil hat.

9. Why aren’t we seeing the schoolyard picks? And why is Jon always with Jacly

8. Reward "Challenge."

7. Baylor is upset... maybe?

6. Baseball and uterus talk.

5. How to tell Keith a plan.

4. Alec is better than Jesus. Reed can do the splits.

3. The official Wes Nale highlight reel.

2. How Keith messes up a plan.

1. How Keith almost went home.

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10. Baylor is everyone’s sister or disappointing daughter or maybe a twinnie.

9. A reward challenge that was rewarding for all the wrong reasons.

8. Natalie volunteering to let Mischlyn make out on a boat.

7. Reed wants to hurl. Reed gets it. Who is Reed?

6. Jeremy and sad time on God’s Thumb. And ten different tangents.

5. Baylor cheated using gum.

4. Reed steals a clue. Keith spits and is sad.

3. Missy’s place in the tribe. Who is she aligned with?

2. Tribal Council. Woohoo!

1. Goodbye Jeremy, the “good guy.” 

10. Exile Island reluctantly returns.

9. Jon finds the idol on Mountain Drew (do the Drew).

8. Keith attempts strategy.

7. #TACOOVERLOAD

6. Baylor doesn’t like Josh because... he’s... not being Christian…?

5. Baylor and the boyz.

4. Michelin on the road.

3. Jeremy wins immunity, but did it change the game?

2. Dark horses everywhere.

1. Farts Happen, so does Josh getting voted out.

10. Jon quotes Kat.

9. “I miss John [Rocker]” is a sentence that was said out loud.

8. The confusing new tribal allegiences.

7. Terrible tribe name.

6. Keith forgets a birthday, but remembers to win immunity.

5. Is Exile Island gone?

4. OH MY GAWD DID YOU KNOW MISSY WAS DIVORCED.

3. Julie will “share with who she likes.”

2. Alec provides the most awkward moment in Survivor history.

1. Julie leaves and Jeff tells a story by the campfire.

10.  Alec’s nipples freezing in the rain (deleted scene)

9. Reed beats Baylor, tries to "reward" Julie with the gift of pleasing John. 

8. Speaking of transparency, Natalie volunteers for exile with Baylor.

7. Julie nearly quits.

6. Tribe gives up most of their shit for rice, then gets a BBQ right after.

5. Jeremy is all "the fuck?"

4. WHO’S BIG JOHN NOW?

3. The old man strategy: naps and fake idols. Which was more effective?

2. Jon and Jacyln send Dale home, Jacyln remains beautiful. Dave coins "Micheline."

1. Dale is gone, and Dave channels the "apparently" kid.

10. Everyone’s collective shock at Drew going out.

9. Loved-Ones-and-Keith Tribe. Singletons-and-Reed-and-Josh Tribe.

8. The rice situation. A sticky situation.

7. Loved one dynamics. Jacyln and Jon in the middle. So hot.

6. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH REED

5. Drew 2.0. Smaller, thinner, faster, bigger ego. Alec is a new iPhone.

4. Immunity Challenge. Where are they finding all of this sawdust and mud?

3. Jon and Jacyln choose their couple to do ecstacy with or something.

2. Tribal Council Voting is explained to Dave.

1. Kelley is out. What does this mean for everyone else?

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10. Production questions: Flint and spring-loaded idols.

9. Drew’s ego takes up most of Hero Arena. Asks about flint.

8. Jon, in suddenly tattered Tarzan shirt defeats Jacyln narrowly. Makeout sesh.

7. Jon picks Drew because he “pulls his weight.” And pigs fly.

6. Drew and Alec and the ladies. And Drew wins the Vytas-Mountain-Pose of the season award.

5. Idol mayhem with Jeremy and Keith.

4. Hunahpu benches their all-stars. DREW SINGLE HANDEDLY LOSES THIS FOR HIS TRIBE

3. Hunahpu-storm.

2. Everything at tribal council. Big lips and egos.

1. Drew is voted out, gives best post confessional since Jeff Kent.

10. Drew takes a nap, but Keith doesn't spank him.

9. Jeremy isn't happy at Hero Arena.

8. Wes wins the pizza box carrying challenge. Crying happens.

7. Keith and Josh Island Time.

6. Baylor makes moves, or doesn't. She was definitely present.

5. Jeremy tries to make moves for the other tribe.

4. Bad sportsman.

3. Rocker plays it too hard.

2. Jacyln speaks. Yikes.

1. The Legend of John Rocker

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Josh makes a bold prediction, Dave hates himself for talking about Rocker so much, and Marc is still squirming from the Baylor/Missy fight.

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10. Josh's reason for voting for Baylor is because he likes Baylor?

9. Rocker has to play with a girl. Ew.

8. The Hunahpu tribe gets grounded.

7. Baseball cards fall from the sky.

6. Immunity challenge is a birthday present for Kelley.

5. #Inspirationoftheexes

4. Strategy from the racist/bigot/sexist guy.

3. Strategy from the kind/smart/interesting guy.

2. Deciphering the tribal council vote.

1. Neither Val or Leonardo DiCaprio are getting an Oscar this year.

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The TOP TEN moments

10. Keith existing.

9. Dale the Boy Scout.

8. Cue the violins, here's some sad stories.

7. Jeremy's decisions.

6. Finding not-an-idol.

5. Dave becomes a botanist.

4. JOHN CARRYING THE TEAM ON HIS BACK

3. The most offensive thing this episode wasn't said by John Rocker.

2. Trying to figure out these alliances.

1. Goodbye, Nadiyah.

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Marc and Dave recap a top ten filled to the brim with exclusive clips, including a special acceptance speech by Eric - the winner of the Top Ten Cagayan Draft.

10. Loved ones come instead of a picnic

9. Kass wins immunity. We almost liked her.

8. Spencer ALMOST convincing Tony to take him to final three

7. The Odd Couple

6. Spencer gets voted out.

5. The weird live show commercials/interviews.

4. Tony did not sleep this entire season.

3. Final Immunity

2. Woo just wants to get to the vote.

1. The Jury. Marc almost liked Trish for a second.

Tony wins!

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10. Tony talks Llama

9. Ponderosa hates Trish. Trish likes apples.

8. Tony's mud surface area.

7. Jeff was REALLY selling that pizza.

6. Medication time.

5. Tony hits, as Spencer slides into immunity.

4. Do you think I’m stupid?

3. Kass’s brilliant plan

2. Kass’s brilliant jury management

1. Trish goes out. It's really hard and deep for Tony.

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10. Tony isn’t afraid of bullets.

9. Kass and Tony fight. Nobody wins.

8. Spencer and Kass meet children. Yikes.

7. Someone is actually welcomed at Ponderosa.

6. Tasha instigates an argument in a secret scene.

5. Woo becomes Oprah.

4. The strategy of flushing the idol at this point.

3. The Wigglesworth Curse

2. Jerks don't get money

1. Tasha goes home. Sad.

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10. Trish finds something in Woo's pants.

9. Spencer out-awkwards himself.

8. Woo gets woozy. Jeff is turned on.

7. Worst or best auction yet?

6. Tony doesn't get any help around the house.

5. Jefra's past.

4. Tony's weekly immunity idol find.

3. Spencer would kill Tony in chess.

2. Tony shows off his bling.

1. Jefra is #Blindsided. Most of Twitter ignores that hashtag.

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10. No one makes sense, except for Tony. This is our life now.

9. Google Jeremiah Wood

8. Letters from mom = change alliances.

7. Jeff talks balls.

6. Woo doesn't die.

5. Jeremiah's Ponderosa experience.

4. WARTH POGLY FRON

3. The Spy Shack's triumphant return.

2. Madea Goes To Cagayan.

1. Spencer plays an idol, and can't stop rolling his tongue around in his mouth.

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10. Spencer has 0% of liking Kass again.

9. Morgan or an old dog.

8. Unlikely pairs.

7. Morgan's Ponderosa/Sarah's Makeover

6. Outback Steakhouse Reward Challenge brought to you by Outback Steakhouse.

5. Blockhead challenge.

4. Spencer finds a clue.

3. Woo steals a clue.

2. Spencer finds an idol.

1. Morgan isn't 40.

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10. Three cheers for Tribal Council

9. The Tyler Perry Twist.

8. Jeremiah “you knows” in this deleted scene.

7. Role reversal.

6. Tony earns a new fan.

5. Kass and Sarah and Trish Meowing.

4. Trish’s big move.

3. Sarah’s downfall. A tribute.

2. Idol Play

1. Kass flips her vote and sanity switch in her head. Follow @SurvivorTopTen for live Tweets during the show!

10. There was a fight, we think.

9. Jeff emerges from the woods.

8. Not a real raid.

7. Winner's edit.

6. LJ figures out the puzzle, with help from Tony.

5. TOP FIVE.

4. Morgan's contribution.

3. Tony has a lot to say.

2. Nobody believes Jeremiah. Jeremiah barely believes Jeremiah.

1. Alexis is voted out, shattering the hopes of guys who only date post-mergers.

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10. Final Three of Brains.

9. Luck in Survivor.

8. Jeff and the inbred idols.

7. Cliff holds onto a pole.

6. Outwit, outplay, outlast, outtwerk.

5. New Salami tribe.

4. New Atari tribe.

3. The weird setup for the Immunity challange.

2. Tony's flip.

1. Cliff fouls out.

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10. Morgan hates Jeremiah.

9. The first pre-merge challenge reward in a long time (we think).

8. Sex-Ed with Alexis

7. The Brains practice AGAIN! REJOICE!

6. R.I.P. LJ, Jr.

5. Survivors on Twitter.

4. Deleted Scene: Brawn tribe being goofy.

3. Sarah STILL believes Tony.

2. Throwing the challenge - literally everyone's opinion, including Jeff.

1. Goodbye, J'tia.

Marc and Dave break down the top ten best moments of the second episode of Survivor: Cagayan.

10. Old School Survivor/Crazy Weather

9. Jeff suddenly loves Tony.

8. LJ finding the idol.

7. The Brains practicing for the challenge.

6. The Brains celebrating.

5. J'Tia mentioning rice.

4. Sarah BELIEVING Tony.

3. Copdar.

2. Pre-Tribal Council Confusion (mostly for Dave)

1. Brice is dot...dot...dot... out.

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Marc and Dave break down the top ten best moments of the season opener for Survivor: Cagayan.

10. Rain foreshadowing: Jeff is a God.

9. Jeff forgets everyone's names after months of casting.

8. Garrett's "no brainers."

7. Hot people lie better than cute people.

6. David plays the end of the game, forgets first part.

5. Shortest. Alliance. Ever.

4. #SPYSHACK and other Tony moments.

3. Sarah. 

2. The Rice Fairy.

1. The Fall of Garrett.

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Marc, Eric and Dave discuss the Survivor finale, reunion show and the “greater Survivor audience.”

The clips range from Ponderosa, secret scenes and all over the finale episode. Its Survivor Top Ten, your nerdy alternative to Sportscenter.

10. Kat and Hayden’s top heavy relationship.

9. Redemption Island Gossip.

8. The Final Truel.

7. The Bash Brothers Alliance.

6. Monica Culpepper talks about Monica Culpepper.

5. Tears = Votes.

4. Twitter, the real villain this season.

3. “Good friends for the rest of our lives.”

2. Bitter Jurors

1. Tyson wins!

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