After five seasons, we thought it was a finally time to do a top ten season recap. Even though T-Bird didn't get her second chance (yet), she recapped Survivor: Cambodia with us.

Some highlights:

-She loves Kelley Wentworth more than most things.

-This is one of T-Bird's favorite seasons.

-She would be willing to go through a voting process again just to get on.

-She hopes Jeff is never replaced, but if he is, a female host that's very different from him might be the best option.

-Kelley Wiglesworth's lack of effort really bothered T-Bird

-Drinking cow's blood is mind over matter, especially if you're trying to impress your kids.

-She really, really, really loves Kelley Wentworth

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10. The Merge

9. Picnic Clusterf**k

8. Savage Sucks

7. Stephen’s Poetry

6. Joespeak

5. Swingers

4. Welcome back, Ciera.

3. Immunity Challenge

2. Tasha vs Kass vs 11 Other People

1. Goodbye, Calm Kass. We hardly knew ye.

10. Farewell to Terry

9. Aaaaand we’re back

8. Tribal Shake Up...Again…

7. Flop like a fish

6. Awkward Family Picnic

5. Salty Fish tears

4. Savage always the bride, never the bridesmaid.

3. Nasty people eating nasty things.

2. Ladies shake it up.

1. Outwit, outplay, outwoo

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10. The Angkor Four.

9. Kimmi is feeling clammy

8. Monica Sucks

7. Boating with Spencer and Jeremy.

6. Social media.

5. Final Five... minus Terry.

4. Abi has no heart.  Woo’s mom has a new one.  

3. Stephen scores for Angkor

2. Kimmi flips shit at Monica mentioning flipping

1. Monica OUT

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10. Abi has the paranoia

9. Jeremy making Stephen his Stephen.

8. Angkor is depressing.

7. ANDREW SAVAGE IS A HERO

6. Kass, Queen of the Trolls

5. Challenge pains

4. Jeff call Deitz and Joe at Homecoming Dance.

3. Abi, reflecting upon reflections.

2. Does Abi's vote matter?

1. Varner OUT

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Alright, here's the top ten:

10. Deitz is feeling great!

9. The swap is not so great (for some)!

8. Survivor: Fiji???

7. The Forgotten.

6. The wheels on Kelley's bus are going very fast.

5. Jeremy with dat idol snatch tho

4. Spencer and Kass redeem their brains.

3. WE GOT A RAT

2. Tasha and Savage scramble like crazy.

1. PG - OUT

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10. Varner harder

9. Tribe harmony

8. Jeremy's likablity

7. Abi Maria Gossip Blog

6. Terry socializes

5. Spencer… losing… again.

4. Spencer experiences emotions.

3. How much did they change?

2. Charlie Brown Scramble

1. ShiriNOOOOO

10. Kelly Wiglesworth can smile!

9. Old School vs. New School

8. The return of Varner/Varnis

7. Tribe breakdown.

6. Stephen Fishbach out of water

5. The Other Kelley

4. Crouching Kelley, Hidden Idol

3. Quest for Fire 2.0

2. Abi Maria 2.0

1. Vytas defeatus.

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10. Mama C, how could you betray us?

9. If only Will were likable.

8. Mike's own top ten moment.

7. The Horse Whisperer has fallen.

6. DAN BANG HEAD ON TABLE, GET CAMERA TIME.

5. 1,000,000% Mike

4. The Prophet Dave

3. Shirin and those other people that spoke.

2. Mike wins the season, but...

1. Jeff wins the reunion show.

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10. The unmitigated gall of Mike Holloway

9. Mama C gives away secretz.

8. Rodney cannot handle challenges, or English.

7. 1 hour later…

6. Will, Mike, Mama C ...final 3?

5. Fruits are found.

4. Everyone but Mike sucks at life.

3. We get it. Mike is great.

2. Dan plays his advantage and it is not advantageous.

1. Josh is really sad that Dan is gone.

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Terry Deitz joined Survivor Top Ten for an interview, and gave us at least ten solid reasons to vote him into Survivor: Second Chances.

1. This is his fourth time overall filling out all the paperwork.
2. This time around, Terry isn’t counting on his physical prowess to win the game and move forward.
3. His daughter was almost on Blood vs Water with him.
4. Watching new Survivors make mistakes is like watching your kids mess up.
5. World’s Apart is one of his favorite seasons.
6. If he has the hidden immunity idol again, he may be more vocal about it.
7. He would love to do the Amazing Race one day as well.
8. He thinks money rewards throughout a season could really change the game.
9. He thinks Jeff has changed, in a good way.
10. Terry loves riding dolphins, but also he loves charities

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And vote for Terry in the next three days as much as possible.

Vote for Tasha. Here's why:

1. Tasha has twenty different personalities (and we met about six of them).
2. She wants to show how much fun she can have when she’s not on a terrible tribe.
3. Co-host Josh is now forever “Joshy-poo” thanks to Tasha.
4. We may get to see her Twerk.
5. She’s still not pleased with LJ for when he stood her up.
6. She won’t set her strategy until she lands on the beach and figures out what she’s dealing with.
7. As a hero, she would still make friends with a villain.
8. Tasha may be a little starstruck by the other contestants, but she’ll hide it.
9. She would watch a Survivor Cinema of just Kass and Abi Maria fighting.
10. “Don’t draw rocks, vote for Fox"

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10. Max was very satisifed with his season until he saw it.

9. He genuinely loves this entire cast, from Rodney to Dan to C-3P0, er I mean, Tyler. His mom seems to really love Rodney...

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8. Max hung out with former Survivor contestants before even coming on the show.

7. One of those Survivors is Jonathan Penner. Penner told Max and Tyler to write down their experiences before CBS aired the episodes, so their memories wouldn't be distorted.

6. Will got on Season 30 in a pretty incredible way, but apparently Max isn't the one to tell us.

5. He found out that if he makes it on Season 31, he will still be able to keep his job when he returns.

4. Survivor contestants are always "the most interesting people in the room."

3. Max would not be starstruck if he made it on this season.

2. He says Survivor is much bigger than him. It was here before him and will be there after him.

1. Vince is a wonderful person and was his roommate. Max has his underwear (and showed us).

10. Everyone - stop freaking out.

9. Schoolyard pick reaffirms that Will sucks.

8. Human mousetrap

7. Mike goes on reward and becomes even more likable.

6. Rodney is sad in rain.

5. Mike talks slow but is smart.

4. At immunity, we learn that Dan is fat.

3. Can Dan win World's Apart?

2. White Collar Idol

1. Someone with red hair and glassses goes home.

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10. Dan describes “two-face liars” and “karma.”  

9. Jeff would make a great waiter.

8. Sierra finds a new way to barrel roll.

7. #RodneyTime.

6. Tyler feed’s Dan’s fuel. Also, Dan still eats in the worst way.

5. Dan and Mike are no more.

4. Super Duper Double Immunity.

3. Dan was adopted so it’s the same.

2. Survivor Russian Roulette/Jeff’s best ever tribal performance.

1. Shirin voted out… barely.

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10. Mike hears whispers in the woods.

9.  Shirin uses her Survivor fanship to her advantage.

8. STONE COLD MIKE doesn’t buy the letter, but then he does because everyone got mad at him he has good morals.

7. Everyone wants to read letters but Mike wants to dig himself into a hole explain what happened at the auction.

6. Will's Reward

5. The new advantage.

4. Will attempts to trade his normally incredible challenge prowess for a letter.

3. Mike and his six balls win immunity.

2. Tribal:  “GOD DON’T LIKE UGLY” and other charming tidbits.

1. Jenn at least delivered on the parting confessional.

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10. Dan still sucks. Here's an article trying to prove otherwise.

9. BELLY FLOP BODY SLAM

8. Mike is employed by Snickers.

7. Rodney’s imitations.

6. Dammit, Jenn.

5. Tyler wins at balancing because he never moves/talks anyway.

4. Fake Idol. Fake Idol Music. Mike Want Fake Idol.

3. Pre-tribal scramble.

2. Nobody knows what’s happening.

1. Bye New Malcolm

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10. Rodney’s oblivious understanding of Survivor.

9.  Shirin is afraid of lava.

8.  Joe’s picks.

7.  Idol fever.

6.  Dan - the bully who knows math.

5.  Jeff and Shirin play charades, but that wasn’t the immunity challenge.

4.  Otwuit, Otpulay, Otluast.

3.  Pre-tribal scramble.

2.  Hali gives perhaps best quote in survivor history.

1. Dave is not a prophet.

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10. Mike does damage control... again.

9. It’s a merge! Even though Will doesn’t think it is…!

8. ‘Merica. No, seriously. That’s the tribe name.

7. Dan "isn't going anywhere" :(

6. Tyleryn.

5. Blue Collar can't quit each other.

4. Life bites Jenn.

3. Will and Won't.

2. Jenn plays the idol.

1. Purple Kelly 2 goes home.

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10. Carolyn: “we’re tolerating her at this point.”

9. Bash Brothers have sex.

8. Marc doesn’t have to name his newest child after Hali.  

7. Turtle metaphors.

6. Tyler's invisible winner edit.

5. The Four Impenetrable Horseman.

4. The decision to throw a challenge.

3. The actual challenge throwing.

2. Dan sweet talks Sierra back into the fold.

1. Juaquin, Joaquine, Joaquiné and Joaquin are voted out.

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10. Mike kills a snake and people like him again.

9. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

8. Stingrays and boiling water.

7. Jane Doe

6. EVERYONE IS SEXIST

5. Chicken parm and tuna fish and Lindsey don’t mix.

4. The most uneven tribe merge ever.

3. The swing votes on each tribe.

2. Max and Shirin plot openly in the corner.

1. The Fall of Max Dawson.

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10. Monkey Sex.

9. Dan's mouth.

8. Hali's three favorite things.

7. New Malcolm and New Dawn.

6. Is Will a good player?

5. Joaq and Shirnoonoo

4. Blue Collar, Texas & God.

3. The Nina-You-Stand-Here strategy.

2. What is Nina's true collar?

1. Bye Nina :(

10. When Jeff says [person] voted out last tribal council, and people are ALWAYS surprised.

9. The alpha male of No Collar.

8. Hatch 2.0

7. Amazon Girls 2.0

6. People are actually having fun on Survivor again, except for Mike, who wants people to do stuff.

5. Weirdly, they prepared for the immunity challenge.

4. Will’s “health”.  Nina - STFU

3. Why are so many people wanting to vote out so many people this early?

2. Jenn breaks the fourth wall at tribal. Also, is Jeff a vampire?

1. Goodbye Vince Fly Sly

10. Jeff lays out all the personalities so even the dumbest person can understand.

9. Are people their archetypes, or are archetypes informing the people?

8. “Deceive or honesty”

7. Dan.

6. Vince is crazy in love... three hours in.

5. Take out the cognition.

4. Carolyn making all the moves.

3. What are the alliances.

2. So’s tribal council performance.

1. SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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